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chuis d’accord: prévisible mais drôle
Deuz’
Très drole… Il doit être compléxé maintenant le gars
Haha, très drôle.
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toujours efficace!
Je suis pour l’égalité des sexes, mais pour cela il faudrait en couper quelques uns!
Plussoyé!
Témoignage d’un moment douloureusement vécu, Navo ?
VDM.
Ca me rappelle une vanne :
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Le type accepte et rentre chez sa femme, elle ouvre la porte, il lui annonce “ecoute ma voix chérie” !!! “n’est ce pas merveilleux” !
“Oh oui mon amour, cette belle voix grave m’excite ! Allons faire l’amour !”
Et là elle découvre que le gros sexe de son mari n’est plus là, elle hurle !! “Va récupérer ton sexe d’avant !!!! tant pis pour la voix !!!!”
Il retourne chez le médecin, lui explique la situation, et là, le type lui répond : “Trop tard” avec une petite voix de fausset ridicule….
Au lieu de la voix aigue je connais celle où le mec avec le gros zizi bégaye ^^
et après le docteur lui dit à la fin “c-c-c’est tr-tr-trop tard..”
mwahahaha !!!!! à Navo et à Renaudbb !!
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ou sur les nainset les roux mouhahahaha
(commentaire constructif)
Il aurait plutôt fallu dire “J’ai quelque chose de GROS à t’annoncer”, non?
Excellentz bande pas dessinée anyway.
Simple & efficace, excellente !
pfffff les filles ça en veut toujours plus
ma exploser de rire,on voie que les spam on du bon pour toi
C’est une innocente perverse.
hihi, l”est rigolote celle-là!!!
J’aime beaucoup
Tellement prévisible que je suis écroulée de rire.
En fait le fait que deux des textes ne soient pas dans des bulles ça me perturbe un peu.
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